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myadellera:

I don’t like midgets Yo. Lmao
pinaychica:

drunk actions are sober thoughts,

satan:

rlyhigh:

…and then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.”

FUCK YOU I DIDN’T SAY THAT

(via trevitran)

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  • my mom: dinner time
  • literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
  • my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
teresavuvuvu:

Omg
  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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vintagecuntt:

I wish I never deleted them..
trill-cat:

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